Sunday, May 10, 2009

Where do we go from here????

I'm ready to start planning the next trip and wanted to get a general consensus of what everyone would be up for; options being:

a. Whitewater Kayak Trip
b. Boundry Waters Canoe Trip
c. Lazy River Trip
d. Long Distance Trip
e. Hiking/Camping Trip
f. Rock Climbing/Camping Trip

Let me know what your thoughts are as I am willing to do any of the above! I am working on putting a calender together so that we can plan multiple trips this year, and feel free to invite any friends and coworkers along, the more we can get involved the better!

Saturday, May 9, 2009

I need some advice...

Friends,
I've never asked for help from you guys before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car setting off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my girlfriend. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Deuce next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the rocker boxes on my engine seem to be leaking a little oil.
So, my big question is this: is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Straight River

When George Washington, or Abe Lincoln, (or whoever he was) named this river he hit the nail on the head! This is no water-way for dainty, girlymen to travel on!

We hit three sets of class II-III rapids along our 23 mile trip. 64/83'rds of us spent 3/4's of our time 68% wet and 74.3% cold; which equates to this river being 100% all Alpha Male! We camped under the stars, as tents are for fairies and housewives. I think the most girly thing that happened on the trip was that Matt had to pee sitting down, and only because he was too drunk from drinking SoCo straight out of the bottle for 12 hours! (Now that's a man in my book!)

Bill talked about doing this river again, but only if he could take steroids a few weeks before we take off. He must have been drunk because he was talking about doing a longer route, in less time, and with less gear! I'm up for it, but only if I can get a tatoo afterwards! Bill, keep an eye on the water levels and let us all know when you are ready to do it all over again!