Straight River

When George Washington, or Abe Lincoln, (or whoever he was) named this river he hit the nail on the head! This is no water-way for dainty, girlymen to travel on!

We hit three sets of class II-III rapids along our 23 mile trip. 64/83'rds of us spent 3/4's of our time 68% wet and 74.3% cold; which equates to this river being 100% all Alpha Male! We camped under the stars, as tents are for fairies and housewives. I think the most girly thing that happened on the trip was that Matt had to pee sitting down, and only because he was too drunk from drinking SoCo straight out of the bottle for 12 hours! (Now that's a man in my book!)

Bill talked about doing this river again, but only if he could take steroids a few weeks before we take off. He must have been drunk because he was talking about doing a longer route, in less time, and with less gear! I'm up for it, but only if I can get a tatoo afterwards! Bill, keep an eye on the water levels and let us all know when you are ready to do it all over again!